Dr. Karen Weatherby from the New England Journal of Medicine says that “ten minutes of staring at the breasts of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to 30 minutes of an aerobic workout.” She went on to say about the German study of over 5 years and hundreds of men that “Our study indicates engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of heart attack and stroke in half. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” Karen went on to explain that by oggling women’s breasts daily, men can expect to increase their life span by four to five years.  Thank you Dr. Weatherby! So I have a few questions about this incredibly scientific phenomena regarding the link between health and staring at the ta-tas of the fairer sex. First I would like to know how much Karen Weatherby is being paid by the male population. Surely this finding has some basis in research, since it actually showed that boob-o-vision causes your blood pressure to drop, your resting heart rate to be lowered and it cuts your risk of heart attack…. but come on, SOMEONE is paying her to talk about this, right? Fess up boys, I see right through you! The next study will be “How showering with your hot best friend can reduce cellulite.” Second, if this is indeed the case and we should all be showing off the girls to the man in our life, might there be a risk of overdose? If we never wore a shirt, would their blood pressure bottom out and their hearts stop beating altogether? Might the cure also be the cause for other ailments, such as cantbelieveitdoesntworkitis and the terrible tootiredforaboner syndrome. Furthermore, is this only exclusive to men? The studies indicate that men were the only group that were investigated. Do females also benefit from such intense breastigation? Lastly, I question why medical professionals are spending their time and our money on silly stuff like this. Yeah, boobs are good to look at. So good in fact that we don’t need any more reasons or validation to enjoy scoping a nice pair of them out. If you find yourself panning the excuse that “Its for my heart!” to a wife thats pissed you keep staring at the waitress while in the Sonic drivethru, you are using this information incorrectly. Perhaps the scientific community could focus on those pesky problems like aids and cancer, instead of finding the result of boob infatuation.

Boobs are good, enjoy them responsibly.

Do you think staring at boobs can make you healthier?

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The days of faking a headache to get out of sex are over, and the days of engaging in healthy sexual activity have been patiently waiting in anticipation for the moral majority to accept the cold hard facts. Sex is fun and believe it or not it has a ton of other health benefits. Let’s explore.

Sex makes you sexy.

I understand how you want to avoid getting sweaty and sometimes its just too damn late, but look at it this way, having sex releases a double dose of the good stuff. Your hormones start working overtime giving your skin a lovely flush, your hair an awesome shine and strength to your fingernails. If you look sexy, you feel sexy.

Sex makes you healthy.

I try to work out in some way every day, but in case I can’t make it to the gym, I can always use the tools I have at home.  Sex ups your heart rate almost immediately and rolling around in the sheets is a hell of a lot more entertaining than sweating it out in the yoga studio. Cardiovascular benefits aside, you are also toning those muscles that need it most and burning calories faster than a Bernie Madoff can burn through your trust fund. If you feel sexy, you are going to look sexy too.

Sex makes you hot.

During naughty time, your body releases pheremones that attract potential suitors like horny little moths to the proverbial flame. For the very same reason we spritz on the perfume, your body actually creates it’s very own love potion number 9, only this one is virtually undetectable by the untrained nose. The more sex you have, the more sex you will be asked to have because of these fun-filled scents. Let’s face it so long as it isn’t uncle tom again, everyone likes being politely oggled.

Sex makes you comfortable.

Sex shouldn’t ever hurt unless that is what you are looking for and there is leather, a very specific safeword,  and a trustworthy partner involved.  Every day lovin’ without the whips and chains will actually help you more than anything and those headaches you keep faking to get out of it can be cured with just a few thrusts. Sex will dialate the blood vessels in your noggin’ releasing the pressure that makes the head ache.  Try it next time you have one of those killer migraines, get down and dirty and I bet through the huffing and puffing you forget your head hurt at all. I do it for the fun of it, I do it for the health benefits, I do it because I have a headache.I do it when my feet are cold or my nose is runny (sex can act like an antihistamine!) and I do it to cure the worst ailment of all…. Boredom.

What’s your favorite excuse to have sex?

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