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Dear Facebook,
I miss you. I wish I could log in and connect with people. Facebook, I lost my phone over Halloween and I had no way to get a hold of my friends! It was very sad and I longed for you dear Facebook. I didn’t realize how many people I’ve “lost touch with” since leaving you. People think I’m crazy for giving you up, they mock me or laugh when I say I’m going without you for thirty days.
Facebook, the truth is that you take up too much of my time. I must learn to control myself around you. Paul wants me to return to your social network, but I can’t go back, not now, not when I have come halfway. Trust me Facebook, I recognize your benefits, I see your beauty and intellect. You help me stay in touch with friends and connect with Marijuana Radio fans, you are a social platform which allows my voice to be heard. You provide hours of mind-numbing entertainment perfect for a lazy Sunday or hectic Monday at the office. Facebook, you are great, perhaps even a social networking miracle.
I will return to you soon my dear, and we will be reunited, it will feel so good. I’m counting down the days until I can tag friends in photos, comment on posts and be “in” on the latest gossip or trend. Oh Facebook, in less than a week we shall be together again, until then try to stay strong.
Love,
McKenna
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