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	<title>AntiSoccermom &#187; KIDS</title>
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		<title>How To: 6 Steps to being an AntiSoccermom</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/11/23/how-to-6-steps-to-being-an-antisoccermom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the inception of this website Ive had increasing numbers of self-proclaimed AntiSoccermoms approach me with their stories. It is fantastic to meet like minded people and I would like to encourage you to tell your own story, if not on your own blog, than here on this one. Feel free to write me and [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>Fuck Yeah, Dad.</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/11/12/fuck-yeah-dad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Children are like Taxes, it may not be something you want to pay for but it is better to handle the paperwork now before you end up a criminal. There are ups and there are downs with every child, if you don't realize that yet, please don't have children. This is the story about my little downer.<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>Poop, the blog even I am embarrassed to write.</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/10/28/poop-the-blog-even-i-am-embarrassed-to-write/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Now don't get me wrong, I trust him with his own child, I really do. It's just that when the baby is in the bathtub and I can hear him talking on the phone, I kind of get that feeling that he isnt paying AS close of attention as I would. So there I am, standing at the sink when I hear it happen. It starts with some slight murmurring, thats dad on the phone, and then splashing, which is baby in the tub. The entire house goes dead quiet and for a minute, I panic. <hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>Deal with the Devil, King Soopers Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/08/20/deal-with-the-devil-king-soopers-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear King Soopers,
As an adult I have come to realize that the unwritten contractual agreements made between two adult parties are just as important as signing your name on the dotted line&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. in blood. There are certain unsaid rules in my house for instance,  only men take out the garbage. I don&#8217;t even pretend to [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>Talking myself out of murder.</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/07/29/talking-myself-out-of-murder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a very lucky woman, with three beautiful and healthy children who amaze me more every single day. I am also very lucky to have baby daddy, the man who decided to cash in his last paycheck and become a stay-at-home dad to the kids so that I could write this blog and he [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>He will never let go of his anger.</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/07/27/he-will-never-let-go-of-his-anger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My youngest son has the personality of Attila the Hun when he is angry, minus the mass genocide. He is a very strong little man, and when he is upset about something, he wants you to know it. Really really know it. You know my middle son, Jakob, the one who has come up with [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>Logic aside, prayer feels good.</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/07/20/logic-aside-prayer-feels-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mom&#8221; he says to me through the door that divides us, his voice sounding weak and muffled by the distance. &#8220;Can I come in?&#8221; he asks as politely as he can muster.I wipe my tear stained face, news coming across in emails that morning that had turned the weekend into a quivering lump of worthlessness. [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>Child Expectations</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I lay the contract out on the table, with three of us clutching as many pens and all waiting to hear what the other had to say. I ask if they think it is fair, I ask them to ask questions if they have any and I add notes to the bottom of our document. [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>The Parenting Pressure Cooker.</title>
		<link>http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/06/23/the-parenting-pressure-cooker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I sat in the clinic&#8217;s waiting room clutching my belly. The pleasures of pregnancy were lost on my timid 17 year old mind and I hadn&#8217;t yet gripped the harsh reality of birthing a child. I was sweating.

&#8220;You haven&#8217;t done this before, have you?&#8221; a homely looking woman had said, her hair a peppered grey [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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		<title>The Parent Bubble.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>December</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Why doesn&#8217;t my step mom like you?&#8221; He asks me from the backseat. The question posed was so out of context that it startled me. Unfortunately this isn&#8217;t the first time nor anywhere near the last that my son will question the dynamic relationships in his life. I gulped down the desire to list a [...]<hr /><small>Copyright &#169; 2008<br /> This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. <br /> The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint:<br /> )</small>


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