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R U Textually Active?
I love text messaging. I love it so much that I wore down the buttons on my phone to tiny nubs. I love texting so much that it is my preferred method of communication with everyone. If you want to get a hold of me, text me, otherwise I am not going to know what you want. In past months my text messaging has averaged well over 200 text messages a [...]
Insults for Dummies.
Let's face it, Insults are fun. More often than not the imagery an insult portrays is better than the look on the face of the person on the receiving end. While it is important to act maturely, and keep your snide comments and snarky quips to the bare minimum, the truth is that some people need to be knocked down a notch once in a great while. [...]
PETA is NUTS
Ingird Newkirks is nuts, certifiably nuts. The standing President of PETA has issued her Last will and Testament offering her body as an "example to animal abusers." Why is PETA so crazy? Because Newkirk is running it. You can read the actual Will and Testament HERE, but I have abridged the crazier sections for you below. I believe that PETA is an [...]
Reading on the can.
A long long time ago, in a far away land (california) I met a man who opened my eyes. This man was my (sort of) brother in law and he had gifted my (sort of) husband with a giant bathroom reader book. It was about two inches thick, had roughly 700 pages and was filled with an amazing array of pointless information that I have neither needed to [...]
