33 Comments

• At 2009.04.21 09:08, Amber said:

  LOL. The ending <3

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  • At 2009.04.21 09:26, December said:

    Thanks for coming by Amber! Im glad this made you laugh.

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• At 2009.04.21 09:14, Lindsay said:

  Okay this was hilarious! Hope everyone is feeling better today!! Those are adorable photos of Michael.

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  • At 2009.04.21 09:25, December said:

    Thanks for stopping by linds, We are feeling alot better. That is the great thing about food poisoning. Its frakking awful, but it doesnt last long. Im glad you enjoyed this.

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• At 2009.04.21 09:39, Serena said:

  Lol, hilarious =D

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• At 2009.04.21 09:40, Kimberly said:

  hahaha!! Oh no!! My boys just brought home the F-word from school. I was shocked. I didn’t even hear that word until I was around 11 I think.

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• At 2009.04.21 10:29, gwacemom said:

  Being the Queen of the “F” bomb, I have heard my darling mini me utter it on occasion. She is now fourteen and can use it with the best of them. That was too funny and I needed a good laugh.

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  • At 2009.04.21 12:49, December said:

    Lol, Im terrified of girls. Thank god I have all boys. The F word from the mouths of babes. Thanks for letting me know that I am not alone!

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• At 2009.04.21 10:55, TheBigShowAtUD said:

  nothing wrong with being emphatic about feeling well, eh? maybe he can tone it down to “hell, yeah dad” until he’s old enough to appreciate the f-word a little more, yeah?

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  • At 2009.04.21 12:50, December said:

    I think the problem is that he is TOO comfortable with the F word. Not as bad as his cousin who goes around calling everyone F-ing stupid.

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• At 2009.04.21 11:12, II said:

  awww man. i love those pictures. beautiful!
  silly cute story, too.

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  • At 2009.04.21 12:50, December said:

    He is cute, and I think I might keep him. Maybe.

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• At 2009.04.21 11:47, Eric said:

  A boy named Sally. Hmm. And homeschooling him won’t hold a true wild child back. It only makes us stronger!

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  • At 2009.04.21 12:51, December said:

    There is that, and there is also the little problem of if I homeschool him, that means I am the only one that is witness to his madness.

    Send help.

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• At 2009.04.21 12:30, QweenCat said:

  Lol, despite this being bad, I can imagine your faces. But you can talk to your kid and somehow explain that he shouldn’t be using ‘em, I think>

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  • At 2009.04.21 12:52, December said:

    Of course, Teach your children what is appropriate. Our general rule is that no one uses a curse word in public, and never in front of women or children.

    Apparently our rule isnt working.

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• At 2009.04.21 13:45, Matt D. said:

  O_O!

  You must know, my jaw dropped as well… and I was only reading it. Hahaha……………….. nice.

  “Apparently our rule isnt working.” — oh, of course it is! Must be that damn TV–err… societal pressure… sinking into his head.

  I hope to look forward to ::insert-foot-in-mouth:: moments such as this, years from now (after that whole, “finding a wife–establishing a career,” process takes place)

  Keep in touch! — Matt

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  • At 2009.04.21 15:37, December said:

    You know I will, matt. MWAH!

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• At 2009.04.21 16:31, Undercover_Librarian said:

  Yeah, homeschool him. I’ll even come and be the personal tutor, butler, escort…err, chauffer.

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• At 2009.04.21 17:15, Julie said:

  Oh damn O_O. [oops I just swore lol]. I have a WTF moment whenever I hear little kids talking about sex or swearing. Hell, when I was their age [omg I sound so old..] I thought people made babies by cuddling LOL.

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• At 2009.04.21 19:02, Liz said:

  Oh my. 19 months old and the F word? Sounds like my kind of kid. Or my nephew. His first word were g-d dammit. I was so proud.

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• At 2009.04.22 07:34, lonelywanderer2 said:

  Haaha! Reminds me of the time my 3-year-old son reached his leg from his car seat, kicked his mother to try to get her to move over, and when she couldn’t move over, said to her “Bitch. C-C-Cunt!”

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• At 2009.04.22 08:29, mustardcat said:

  hahaha! Thats hilarious! I remember the first time I swore at my dad… I left the phone off the hook with my mom on the other line, then started fighting with him. I think I yelled “FUCK OFF PEICE OF SHIT” and then ran to save my little life. I was so terrified haha. Luckily my mother hung up the line before I screamed that at my dad. I didn’t even mean to say it, it just came out. You deffinatly pick up words from your parents!

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• At 2009.04.22 09:04, Jon said:

  I keep telling you to let me raise him!!!

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• At 2009.04.22 09:51, epitomeof_aberrance said:

  I havent been back since this site just got started but i must say it is coming along very nicely. I’m happy to see your dream flourish. This was quite the hilarious story I must admit. That kid really is going to be a handful lol. Good luck with that and I anticipate more stories about his lovable antics.

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• At 2009.04.22 17:13, Rissagrace said:

  You know how I feel about homeschooling… If you need help, hit me and momma up.

  xo

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• At 2009.04.22 17:48, AlterEgo909 said:

  oh gosh lol. he’s a cutie, can’t hold it against him

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• At 2009.04.22 18:28, RandomNeuralFirings said:

  Well, at least he’ll be well suited for a career in Hollywood. Ah, he’s cute enough where it’s funny.

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• At 2009.04.23 08:03, Devin said:

  giggle

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• At 2009.04.23 10:54, ShamelesslyRed said:

  WIth my clan–all 6 of them–been there, done that. 2 weeks ago my 4 yr old comes stomping into the kitchen. She is yelling at her 6 yr old brother. I had a hard time understanding what she was mad about because she was breathlessly ranting. I said ” Rachael, WHAT is the matter? Why are you angry?” She wiped her hair from her face, sighed a sigh of total frustration and replied “Kelly makes me fucking mad!”

  Like a good parent, I said “What?” ….

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• At 2009.04.23 21:15, iFonEarth said:

  Ahaha. I’m actually kind of terrified that a little kid will pick up swearing from me, even though I kind of subconsciously drop the swearing (or tone it down) when children/elderly people are around… I swear too much for my own good. :]

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• At 2009.11.15 11:40, jim maloney said:

  my brother’s family has a creative way to curtail cursing. certain words cost the user 25 cents per utterance. this goes into a huge jug which will be donated to a pre-determined charity. this could be modified to cost a very young child tv time, a toy for a predetermined amt. of time, etc. it should first be explained that certain words are unacceptable in polite company. be firm & consistant with followthrough. parents also have to abide by this. guests are given a pass the first time, thereafter someone has to pay their fine. the language at his house is much more civil nowadays, and their charity stands to make some cash.

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