36 Comments

• At 2009.07.29 09:41, GarrE said:

  If there is one thing I learned from the Simpsons, its that trying to take a baby’s bottle away is akin to quitting smoking cold turkey. Not pleasant.

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• At 2009.07.29 09:50, mustardcat said:

  Regarding the baby daddy, i’d go with the latter. There’s nothing better than some good old fashion pay back time.

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• At 2009.07.29 10:35, AEB said:

  I agree with M-Cat!

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• At 2009.07.29 10:38, Wendi said:

  That was just cruel. Even if it was time to take the bottle, it could have been done in a less traumatizing fashion (for you and the child). I think it deserves payback. Does Baby Daddy read magazines? Does he have a seemingly pointless routine or habit? Something that would cause him great pain to suddenly find it missing from his life? Hehehe…

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• At 2009.07.29 10:40, K8lyn said:

  the next time your child is going to have a big transition; potty training, start it but don’t tell the baby daddy, and make sure you’re outta the house. I think potty training might be fun; take all but one diaper outta the house…mikey might have a lot of baths that day, and you might have a frustrated baby daddy…good luck w/ all that

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• At 2009.07.29 10:49, Paige said:

  Some wars need not be fought. But saying that might start another sort of war

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• At 2009.07.29 10:50, Rogier van Vlissingen said:

  Well now, you’ve still got it!

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• At 2009.07.29 11:09, Kelby said:

  If anyone (and I do mean ANYONE) tried to take away my baby’s bottle, I do believe that I would go insane.

  And I would definitely lock him in a room with no bottle and he would make dinner =P

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• At 2009.07.29 11:24, RandomNeuralFirings said:

  My oldest niece is the same way. One Christmas we sent her to bed, but got up and came back downstairs because she was certain that the party was starting to really get good and we were keeping her out of it. Really we were also getting tired and doing nothing but talking.

  As for payback for the babydaddy, I’d go with the 12 hours with the toddler payback option.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:03, greekphysique said:

  I think juries usually let off moms easy for such crimes, ha. Wow…depriving a baby of its bottle is like depriving a senior citizen outside a casino of his cigar!

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• At 2009.07.29 12:06, one_eared_batman said:

  I always hated nap time.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:08, simba said:

  I don’t know enough about raising kids. I feel so unprepared.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:27, Dec. said:

  Well, make sure you dont have kids just yet!

  And just a little bit of info- NONE OF US KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING!

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• At 2009.07.29 12:28, Dec. said:

  BATMAN!!! You must direct me to your facebook, Ive wanted to be facebooky friends for a while.

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  • At 2009.07.29 14:02, Simba said:

    I want to be Facebooky friends!

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• At 2009.07.29 12:28, Dec. said:

  I made him clean baby poop out of the bathtub drain, and order my favorite dinner, so I guess we are….even?

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• At 2009.07.29 12:28, Dec. said:

  THANKS! What do I have?

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• At 2009.07.29 12:29, Dec. said:

  you came out of google reader just for me? Im honored Paige, Thank you.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:30, Dec. said:

  I think this is the best idea, out of all of them. Id have to chop off his legs though because he would just walk to the store and buy diapers. He has this weird ability to remain completely calm in public even when the child has turned. Id like to see him shaken up, just once! So I know he is human.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:31, Amber said:

  I didn’t have this problem. My daughter dumped out he formula at 12 months so I just put the bottle up. She didn’t even care.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:41, gwacemom said:

  I can’t imagine killing would be enough for me if hubby took it upon himself to make such a life altering decision without my input. I think a day with baby daddy all alone would be the most sane solution, but no one has ever considered me sane.

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• At 2009.07.29 12:44, gwacemom said:

  Ugh, my comment got lost in cyberspace.

  Okay, trying once more. Death would not be enough if hubby made such a life altering decision without my input. Sane people would most likely give baby daddy a day with the child with no bottle so that he can have some of the fun. I have never been called sane, so we all know which way I would go.

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• At 2009.07.29 13:30, BabyDaddy said:

  I am very sorry for what I have done. I don’t think payback is the answer though. I’m sure there will be many long foot rubs to help her forget about the pain of that day. In my defense though, that was the second time that he’d dumped his bottle in his bed that day and that time he’d also taken his diaper off to show me who was boss.

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  • At 2009.07.29 13:36, Victoria said:

    Ha, your defense is a good one but alas not good enough. I’m a mom of three under the age of four. Trust me, you don’t do that without some warning at least.

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  • At 2009.07.29 13:42, Dec. said:

    Pretty Brace showing your face round here!!I’d like to cash in on one of those foot rubs, Post Haste.

    And I forgive you, since you cleaned up mikes shit out of the tub.

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• At 2009.07.29 13:47, Dec. said:

  BRAVE. Of course I fuck up a word responding to baby daddy’s first comment.

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• At 2009.07.29 14:00, nattata said:

  A good decision by the dad, just not an easy one.

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• At 2009.07.29 14:15, Fe said:

  Oh my goodness.. I don’t have kids, but with five nephews, I think I might have a small idea of how catastrophic that was.. Good luck!

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• At 2009.07.29 15:32, TA3650 said:

  Hahaha. This was enjoyable.

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• At 2009.07.29 15:36, Dec. said:

  Im going to leave the baby with him next week and come have lunch, WITH YOU!

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• At 2009.07.29 16:46, D said:

  Yeah, raising kids must take so much out of you. Much Respect

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• At 2009.07.29 18:56, W. said:

  poor kid–

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• At 2009.07.30 22:49, bhndthemask16 said:

  The family that I am babysitting for has a 20 month old son. They want to take him off his bottle, especially now that he bit the tip off it one night thanks to his sister urging him on with laughter. I am not looking forward to when that happens though haha. I am also not looking forward to when we take my nephew off of his bottle, he is 15 months right now. It’s gonna be a lot of fun I’m sure.

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