LTC: Denise Richards Edition.
Posted by December | Posted in MISC. | Posted on 12-06-2009
Tags: Celebrity, Denise Richards, Letters, MISC., Wild things
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Dear Denise,
WHAT HAPPENED? Seriously, I saw you in that Wild Things movie where you made out with the girl in the swimming pool, you were hot. You are still hot, but after marriage with Charlie Sheen and a litter of kittens, my problem is this: Your crazy quota has obviously been met.
You are a beautiful, successful and semi-talented young lady. You have 2 beautiful children who will live their whole lives in your suffocating shadow. Do yourself a favor and stop feeding that drama monkey the bullshit banana.
Love,
The Antisoccermom
This letters-to-celebrities is brought to you by the “Super New” Denise Richard’s it’s complicated. A brand new show in the lineup of weird prime-time bitches on the E network! (see also, Chelsea and Kendra) A special shout out goes to Denise’s dad for not stabbing the cab driver after he brought up Charlie Sheen having a suite themed after him in the hotel they will be staying in, I would have at least slapped the dude. Props, my friend.
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she’s really gone downhill since being a nuclear physicist in that 007 movie she was in. yikes.
lol yeah, she saw fell from that Wild Things flick.