Dr. Karen Weatherby from the New England Journal of Medicine says that “ten minutes of staring at the breasts of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to 30 minutes of an aerobic workout.” She went on to say about the German study of over 5 years and hundreds of men that “Our study indicates engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of heart attack and stroke in half. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” Karen went on to explain that by oggling women’s breasts daily, men can expect to increase their life span by four to five years.  Thank you Dr. Weatherby! So I have a few questions about this incredibly scientific phenomena regarding the link between health and staring at the ta-tas of the fairer sex. First I would like to know how much Karen Weatherby is being paid by the male population. Surely this finding has some basis in research, since it actually showed that boob-o-vision causes your blood pressure to drop, your resting heart rate to be lowered and it cuts your risk of heart attack…. but come on, SOMEONE is paying her to talk about this, right? Fess up boys, I see right through you! The next study will be “How showering with your hot best friend can reduce cellulite.” Second, if this is indeed the case and we should all be showing off the girls to the man in our life, might there be a risk of overdose? If we never wore a shirt, would their blood pressure bottom out and their hearts stop beating altogether? Might the cure also be the cause for other ailments, such as cantbelieveitdoesntworkitis and the terrible tootiredforaboner syndrome. Furthermore, is this only exclusive to men? The studies indicate that men were the only group that were investigated. Do females also benefit from such intense breastigation? Lastly, I question why medical professionals are spending their time and our money on silly stuff like this. Yeah, boobs are good to look at. So good in fact that we don’t need any more reasons or validation to enjoy scoping a nice pair of them out. If you find yourself panning the excuse that “Its for my heart!” to a wife thats pissed you keep staring at the waitress while in the Sonic drivethru, you are using this information incorrectly. Perhaps the scientific community could focus on those pesky problems like aids and cancer, instead of finding the result of boob infatuation.

Boobs are good, enjoy them responsibly.

Do you think staring at boobs can make you healthier?

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