Comments on: Stop Faking That Headache! http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/ Colorado's Own Medical Marijuana Blog Fri, 27 May 2011 14:02:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: abobaker http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-2090 abobaker Sun, 24 May 2009 09:00:43 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-2090 What you do: Take everything WAY too seriously. What this gets you: Grandiose schemes to gain your attention while he secretly harbors resentment of your impossibly high standards for nookie. Reality: Sex is supposed to be fun. The faces you make are funny, the slurping and slapping noises are nothing short of hysterical. Sex isn’t always about making love. Yes, there is a time and a place to join two souls into one with the act of copulation, but stop making every single Wednesday screw-off into some stupid shuttle launch. Why not relax a little bit and work out all those silly aggressions with the one person you don’t mind looking stupid in front of. If it isnt relaxing, you are doing it wrong. What you do: Take everything WAY too seriously.

What this gets you: Grandiose schemes to gain your attention while he secretly harbors resentment of your impossibly high standards for nookie.

Reality: Sex is supposed to be fun. The faces you make are funny, the slurping and slapping noises are nothing short of hysterical. Sex isn’t always about making love. Yes, there is a time and a place to join two souls into one with the act of copulation, but stop making every single Wednesday screw-off into some stupid shuttle launch. Why not relax a little bit and work out all those silly aggressions with the one person you don’t mind looking stupid in front of. If it isnt relaxing, you are doing it wrong.

]]> By: TheBigShowAtUD http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-1300 TheBigShowAtUD Fri, 01 May 2009 17:39:25 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-1300 uh oh. i sure i hope i never need an excuse. but if i do... i'll list these and hope they work as semi-foreplay. uh oh. i sure i hope i never need an excuse. but if i do… i’ll list these and hope they work as semi-foreplay.

]]> By: M http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-1294 M Fri, 01 May 2009 05:06:24 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-1294 What's sex again? What’s sex again?

]]> By: December http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-1279 December Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:40:56 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-1279 Its supposed to be hard! Maybe you are doing it wrong, after all? Its supposed to be hard! Maybe you are doing it wrong, after all?

]]> By: mustardcat http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-1278 mustardcat Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:39:50 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-1278 LOL an excuse to have sex? I've never had to think of one.. hmm. my situation is usually like. Me: hey babe... Boy: *darts to the bedroom, clothes flying in all directions* hahahahaha. its not hard at all. LOL an excuse to have sex? I’ve never had to think of one.. hmm. my situation is usually like.
Me: hey babe…
Boy: *darts to the bedroom, clothes flying in all directions*

hahahahaha. its not hard at all.

]]> By: December http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-1277 December Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:06:02 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-1277 You certainly will!! Good luck. You certainly will!!

Good luck.

]]> By: Levanna http://www.antisoccermom.com/2009/04/29/stop-faking-that-headache/comment-page-1/#comment-1276 Levanna Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:04:39 +0000 http://www.antisoccermom.com/?p=615#comment-1276 Well, I think I shall find out. :P Well, I think I shall find out. :P

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